Credit Card Debt Reduction

Look. Dudes. Credit Card Debt Reduction Is For B!tche$. You Can Do Better.

Credit card debt reduction is scroll weak, let us just tell you that much

By "scroll" we mean "hella." And by "hella" we mean "very." You have no comprehension of how pathetic you look to a group of credit counselors when you walk into their offices and ask about their credit card debt reduction plans. They look at themselves and think "boy, this loser really doesn't know what he wants out of life, and can't commit to anything." Why reduce something by a certain percentage? What, are you afraid of what will happen if you lose credit card debt altogether?

We think you will be alright. Pretty confident about it. But if you want, keep your credit card debts around as long as you like. It doesn't impact us very much at all. We are secure in our masculinity, unlike yourself (evidently).

Are you a man? Do you have a spine? Then why are you asking questions about credit card debt reduction? Do you know what that's like? You asking how to achieve credit card debt reduction is pretty much akin to wandering into the liquor store (or "package" store as they say in my neck of the woods (where they also have things like "tag" sales)) and asking where the wine coolers are at. Think about it that way. Do you want to be swilling wine coolers? Are you that kind of man?

If credit card debt reduction and your interest in it is any indication, then you most certainly are that kind of pathetic excuse for a male. After all, you namby pamby waste of space, if there is anything we know, it's that credit card debt reduction is second-rate. Seriously, if you are ever seen with credit card debt reduction services, you might as well come out of the closet right then and there, because the other dudes are going to assume you play for the other team. We aren't biased against such people as individuals -- just saying that you will be perceived as such, that's all.

Real men do not do credit card debt reduction, just as they do not drink low-carb beer after they work out. Come on. How do you live with yourself?

If you want to end credit card debt, reduction is not gonna do it

Let's get down to business here. You need something more. You don't need to reduce your debts, just to have them sit around in lesser form and wait to come back and wreak more havoc. What you need is to eliminate credit card debt for good. Every last cent. This should be your goal, not weak-ass credit card debt reduction programs that don't get the job done thoroughly. If you are going to commit yourself to a cause, you have to stay the course.

Like the War in Iraq. Okay, bad example. There was no need to get political in our credit card debt reduction service discussion. We stand by that comment, but apologize for and acknowledge the inappropriate timing. But still, there is no sense in being all gung-ho about reducing your debts when a comprehensive credit card debt consolidation program can help you put an end to them permanently - and in just three short years, tops, regardless of how much debt you have.

As much as some companies would have you believe otherwise, credit card debt reduction of 10-15 percent is just not going to be effective long-term for you. Think bigger. Be a man. Let's get into it.

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